3 Ways to Hide A Fart In Public

Farts happen to the best of us.  Sometimes you just have to let it rip at the most inopportune time.  Here are some tips to help you not get caught!

1.Get Good at Crop Dusting

Crop dusting is when you fart on the move.  As you are walking through a grocery store aisle or the cube farm at work just start farting.  Try to do it quietly just keep moving and don’t backtrack.

2.  Learn to Fart Quietly

Learn to release wind quietly and smoothly from your anus.  To do this properly you can’t force it.  Unfortunately the smell can still give you a way so be careful with this technique.

3. Blame someone else