You’ve been dating your girlfriend for several months and somehow she’s never farted around you. Not even once. What gives? Is she holding them in? Is she human? How is it that you haven’t heard one slip out yet? Well my friend keep reading.
She’s not comfortable around you
This is most likely the reason she has never farted when she is in your presence. She just isn’t that comfortable with you you yet. Several studies show that couples that fart together stay together. An eharmony survey of over 1000 people found that it takes about six months before someone if comfortable farting in front of their partner. So just give it some time. Those who are under 24 wait around 3 months.
She thinks you will make fun of her
Your girlfriend might be holding it in because she thinks you will tease her if she farts and make fun of her. Heck she’s probably right! She just wants to avoid being embarrassed as society has conditioned us to believe women don’t fart. It just isn’t ladylike!
She’s afraid you won’t find her attractive anymore
She might be afraid that if she rips one you won’t find her attractive anymore. This might be true for some guys but in my opinion it makes a woman even more attractive to know she is comfortable enough around me to let one fly. In fact my favorite type of woman is one that can fart with the best of ’em! Shows she keeps it real and has a sense of humor.
She has you just haven’t noticed
If you’ve been with her for several months chances are she has farted around you but you just didn’t notice. Maybe you thought it was a creaky chair or she blamed it on the dog. Or most likely she farts while the two of you are sleeping in bed but you were knocked out so you didn’t realize that it was happening.
She doesn’t fart
It could be that your girlfriend is one of those women that never farts. She really isn’t human and doesn’t have a functioning digestive system or anus. Ha ha sounds ridiculous doesn’t it? Of course she farts. Just give it time. And before long your girlfriend will be farting just like this!
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You can also read about these farting female celebrities. Farting truly is the great equalizer.
