Flight Attendants Admit to Performing Aisle Checks When They Need to Fart


Planes are notorious for being a haven for farts and now flight attendants have admitted that when they need to pass gas they will pretend to do aisle checks.ย  They will then walk the aisles while releasing hot wind.ย  They do this to avoid offending their fellow crew members in the small galley area with the smell of their farts.

flight attendant farting

They will walk slowly up and down the aisle, pretending the check the overhead bins and making sure passengers are comfortable.ย  This is the true definition of crop dusting. Apparently flight attendants regularly complain about gas and bloating.ย  This is because the gas inside the stomach and intestines expands by around 30 percent whey you are flying and it needs to come out!ย  You can just blame the change in cabin pressure.

farting flight attendant

Everyone farts more when flying on planes so be careful the next time you call for a flight attendant during the middle of a long flight.ย  You’ve been warned!


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